| 10ADBBUD.ZIP |
Ten commandments for programmers
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| 10CMD.ZIP |
10 Commandments For C Programmers
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| 15QS1.ZIP |
15 questions to ask Microsoft about Windows 95
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| 1984.ZIP |
IOCCC winners for 1984-6
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| 1991.ZIP |
IOCCC winners for 1991
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| 300BPS.ZIP |
101 things you can do with a 300 bauds modem!!
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| 386CODE.ZIP |
Undocumented 80X86 opcodes
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| 6661.ZIP |
Satanic Operating Systems
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| 7DEADLY-.ZIP |
The Seven Deadly Layers of OSI
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| ACTUAL_C.ZIP |
Absolutely unchanged compiler responses
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| AIRPLANE.ZIP |
Airplanes as operating systems (humor)
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| ALICEIND.ZIP |
Alice in DIGITALand
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| ALICES_N.ZIP |
Alice's NNTP Server
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| ALICES_P.ZIP |
Alice's PDP-10
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| ALICES_R.ZIP |
MIT's AI lab
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| ALTERNAT.ZIP |
Alternatives to OSI
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| AMIGAUSE.ZIP |
100 ways to use a AMIGA (FUN)
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| AMIREP.ZIP |
Hur man reparerar en Amiga :-)
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| APPLE.ZIP |
New technology announcement from Apple
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| APPLEII.ZIP |
My Apple II test
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| APPLEMAF.ZIP |
The story of the Apple mafia
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| APPLES.ZIP |
What's wrong with Apple computers
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| ARCHITEC.ZIP |
If architects had to work like programmers
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| ARE_YOU_.ZIP |
Are you an internet nerd?
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| ART_EROT.ZIP |
Hot new program lang. "X"! Tragic results
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| BABBAGE.ZIP |
The new computer language
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| BASICZEN.ZIP |
Basic Zen or Real men program in C
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| BOFB.ZIP |
Bastard operator from Britain
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| BOFB2.ZIP |
Bastard operator from Britain #2
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| BOFH.ZIP |
Bastard operator from hell #1
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| BOFH2.ZIP |
Bastard operator from hell #4
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| BOFH4.ZIP |
Bastard operator from hell #2
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| BOFH5.ZIP |
Bastard operator from hell #3
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| BOFH7.ZIP |
Bastard operator from hell #5
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| BOFH8.ZIP |
Bastard operator from hell #6
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| BOFH1.ZIP |
Bastard operator from hell #12
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| BOFH10.ZIP |
Bastard operator from hell #10
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| BOFH11.ZIP |
Bastard operator from hell #11
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| BOFH13.ZIP |
Bastard operator from hell #13
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| BOFH15.ZIP |
Bastard operator from hell #15
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| BOFH14.ZIP |
The Bastard Operator from Hell Rides Again.
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| BOFH9.ZIP |
The LAST Bastard Operator from HELL!
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| BSMFH1.ZIP |
Bastard system manager from hell #1
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| BSMFH2.ZIP |
Bastard system manager from hell #2
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| BUDORD.ZIP |
Modemarens 12 budord
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| BUNGL.ZIP |
Overextended opcodes
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| C.ZIP |
Ode to C
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| C_MINUS.ZIP |
New product announcement: C-- Void Oriented Programming
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| C64STORY.ZIP |
Rather brain-dead C-64 story
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| CANT_PAR.ZIP |
You can't parse this!
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| CARS.ZIP |
If on-line services and networks were cars:
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| CELIBACY.ZIP |
Celibacy, UNIX programmers manual
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| CHERN.ZIP |
USSR on Usenet
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| CLIENT_S.ZIP |
How Client/Server Computing Is Like Teen-age Sex
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| COFFEE.ZIP |
Computer, chuckle, original
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| COMLUST.ZIP |
Computer Lust
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| COMMUTIN.ZIP |
Commuting for the beginners
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| COMP.ZIP |
Computer mania, a mental disorder??
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| COMPDICT.ZIP |
Tonkin's computer dictionary
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| COMPLOVE.ZIP |
The joy of computers
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| COMPSEX.ZIP |
A computer's wet dream
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| COMPUTE1.ZIP |
Computer funnies
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| COMPUTE3.ZIP |
Computer songs and poems
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| COMPUTER.ZIP |
How god created the computer
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| COOPCAD.ZIP |
Copers laws on CAD systems
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| COOPLAWS.ZIP |
Coopers Laws on computers
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| CPUNS.ZIP |
Puns with the C Language
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| CPURITY.ZIP |
Programmers Test, Do You Have What It Takes?
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| CRAY7.ZIP |
The latest from cray
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| CREATORS.ZIP |
Creators admit unix, c hoax
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| CUISINE.ZIP |
Microsoft "Food For Windows"
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| CUSTOMER.ZIP |
Support is hell: The Torture Never Stops
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| DANBARRE.ZIP |
Collection of great computer jokes
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| DATAKOM.ZIP |
Datakommunikation ordlista
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| DDERN.ZIP |
Batch up your shellscripts
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| DEAD1.ZIP |
Dead 1, The history of the BBS user
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| DEAD2.ZIP |
Dead 2, The sequel from hell
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| DEAD3.ZIP |
Dead 3, Our heroes enters cyberspace
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| DEAD4.ZIP |
Dead 4, Dawn of the Turgid Members
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| DEAREMIL.ZIP |
Dear Emily postnews
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| DEC-OH.ZIP |
Old computer song, dec-oh!
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| DECWARS.ZIP |
DEC Wars
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| DISEASES.ZIP |
BBS related diseases
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| DISKDRIV.ZIP |
What to do with your diskdrive
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| DISKRIGG.ZIP |
The disk rigger rodent story
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| DLJUNKIE.ZIP |
Confessions of a download junkie
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| DO_IT_LI.ZIP |
Lot's of Do-it-like lines... Like "computer programmers do it bit-by-bit..." etc...
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| DOS_FAQ.ZIP |
What the comp.os.ms-dos.wizards FAQ might look like if there were a comp.os.ms-dos.wizards.
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| DPDEF.ZIP |
Data processing definitions
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| ELITE.ZIP |
How to gain access on "Elite" boards
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| ENSF.ZIP |
Yasf -- yet another software foundation!
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| ETHICS.ZIP |
Ethics for BBS users
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| EUNUCHS.ZIP |
ENUCH's programmers manual
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| EXCUSES1.ZIP |
Sysop's and programmer's excuses
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| EXPERT.ZIP |
Ten ways to spot a computer expert.
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| FAMOUS.ZIP |
Famous bugs
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| FI2100.ZIP |
How Client/Server Computing Is Like Teen-age Sex
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| FI2105.ZIP |
The computer expert's glossary
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| FI2106.ZIP |
Computer Glossary
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| FI2164.ZIP |
Joke (Gateway 2000)
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| FI2168.ZIP |
FSF announces GNU GNURM, the new, improved network worm!
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| FI2182.ZIP |
Hitch Hikers Guide To The Net
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| FI2188.ZIP |
How to get a hacker to bed (What to do when the chips are down)
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| FI2191.ZIP |
How to program and debug in "C"
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| FI222.ZIP |
Absolutely unchanged compiler responses
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| FI2226.ZIP |
Troutman's Laws of Computer Programming
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| FI2264.ZIP |
Signs of Computer Use in School Age Children
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| FI2303.ZIP |
Computer Language Breakthrough
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| FI231.ZIP |
Alternatives to OSI
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| FI2348.ZIP |
A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers
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| FI2365.ZIP |
Computer science sesame street
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| FI2401.ZIP |
Different ways of taking care of your disks
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| FI2408.ZIP |
A portrait of the TeX novice/user/hacker/...
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| FI2417.ZIP |
THE HACKER TEST - Version 1.0
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| FI2422.ZIP |
Return of the self-righteous net-fuckwit super-hero
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| FI2426.ZIP |
The pc manifesto featuring a pc primer and revised pc lexicon
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| FI244.ZIP |
Are you a Computer Geek? #3
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| FI245.ZIP |
Are you an internet nerd?
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| FI2451.ZIP |
PLTS Announces "netnews by fax"
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| FI2452.ZIP |
The usenet guide to power posting
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| FI247.ZIP |
Are you STILL a Computer GEEK?
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| FI2470.ZIP |
What is a Unix Guru?
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| FI2478.ZIP |
Reasons Why a Slide Rule (and Paper Pad) is Better Than an X Workstation
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| FI2483.ZIP |
Why beer is better than the net
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| FI2494.ZIP |
Why I like the IBM 3090
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| FI2500.ZIP |
Reasons why Usenet is like a penis:
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| FI26.ZIP |
Xerox Recalls 3D Copier
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| FOOD4WIN.ZIP |
Info on the new Microsoft Food program
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| FOOT.ZIP |
What language is afoot?
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| FUNNY.ZIP |
IBM joke
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| GAMEDEC.ZIP |
How DEC works
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| GENASYS.ZIP |
Gen-A-Sys: IBM Creation
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| GNU.ZIP |
FSF announces GNU GNURM, the new, improved network worm!
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| HACK_POM.ZIP |
A joke poem about data loss at the White House
|
| HACKER2.ZIP |
The hacker test
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| HACKERS.ZIP |
Script for a hacker's tear
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| HACKSONG.ZIP |
The hacker's song
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| HACKTEST.ZIP |
Are you a hacker? The test!
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| HAL.ZIP |
Marketing the HAL9000 computer
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| HAL_WORD.ZIP |
Was "HAL" in 2001 named after wordplay on "IBM"?
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| HANDLE.ZIP |
How to choose an alias
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| HHGNET.ZIP |
Hitchhikers guide to the net
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| HOW_TO_G.ZIP |
How to get a hacker to bed
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| HOW_TO_P.ZIP |
How to program and debug in 'C'
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| HUMOR11.ZIP |
If Operating Systems were Airlines
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| HUMOR12.ZIP |
Windows95 Will Have the Coolest Users Ever
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| HUMOR13.ZIP |
Top 15 Things People Think the '95' in 'Windows95' Really Stands For
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| HUMOR41.ZIP |
Microsoft Buys 1995
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| HUMOR61.ZIP |
Bill Gates in Afterlife
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| HUMOR71.ZIP |
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
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| HUMOR81.ZIP |
Microsoft Renames Windows95
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| HUMOR91.ZIP |
The Usenet Oracle responds on Windows95
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| I_GET_NO.ZIP |
I get no cix out of you
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| IBM&GOD.ZIP |
IBM, God and the creation of the universe
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| IBM.ZIP |
Its still VAPORWARE!
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| IBMRULES.ZIP |
There is rules for driving computers, too
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| IBMSONG2.ZIP |
IBM song, march on with IBM
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| IEEE_D.ZIP |
IEEE definitions
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| INSTAL1.ZIP |
Windows 95 Installation Woes
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| INTERCAL.ZIP |
The intercal programming language ref. manual
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| JOE_LISP.ZIP |
The adventures of Joe Lisp
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| JOKES.ZIP |
Transputer Jokes
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| LA_BOITE.ZIP |
La Boite Bleue
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| LATEONEN.ZIP |
Fun story about Netware security
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| LAWNWATC.ZIP |
The LATEST in LAWN Management systems.
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| LAWS_OF_.ZIP |
Troutman's Laws of Computer Programming
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| LAWSUITS.ZIP |
Software lawsuits
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| LECHHATE.ZIP |
What leechers hate about A E sysops
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| LESSER.ZIP |
The lesser known programming languages, Simple
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| LIFECYCL.ZIP |
The Software life cycle
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| LOVEBYTE.ZIP |
Love Bytes, or sex and the single computer
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| LSD.ZIP |
Unix "man" page for LSD
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| MAKING_Y.ZIP |
How to Making your serviceman feel welcome
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| MANIFEST.ZIP |
The PC Manifesto
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| MANPAGE.ZIP |
Funny "man" pages
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| MASTER.ZIP |
The master programmer, a religious allegory
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| MEL.ZIP |
About Mel's life, computer phunn
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| MICRO.ZIP |
Micro, Offensive to computers and computers wannabes
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| MICRO1.ZIP |
Microsoft Jokes
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| MICRO2.ZIP |
More Microsoft Jokes
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| MISC_COM.ZIP |
Signs of Computer Use in School Age Children
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| MODEMPAI.ZIP |
Modem pail kids
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| MOLLY.ZIP |
The adventures of Molly modem
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| MOLLY1.ZIP |
The adventures of Molly Modem Pt.1
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| MOLLY2.ZIP |
The adventures of Molly Modem Pt.2
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| MOLLY3.ZIP |
The adventures of Molly Modem Pt.3
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| MOLLY4.ZIP |
The adventures of Molly Modem Pt.4
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| MOLLY5.ZIP |
The adventures of Molly Modem Pt.5
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| MOLLY6.ZIP |
The adventures of Molly Modem Pt.6
|
| MOLLY7.ZIP |
The adventures of Molly Modem Pt.7
|
| MOLLY8.ZIP |
The adventures of Molly Modem Pt.8
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| MSCARS1.ZIP |
If Microsoft Built Cars...
|
| MURPH.ZIP |
Muprhy's computer laws
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| MURPHYS.ZIP |
Murphy's Law, as applied to Computing!
|
| NEW_LA.ZIP |
New , little used, computer languages
|
| NEW-CABL.ZIP |
New serial cables (joke)
|
| NEWUSER.ZIP |
New users - How to detect and destroy them
|
| NIGHT.ZIP |
The night of the hacker
|
| NIGHTB4.ZIP |
Twas the night before installation
|
| NO_YER.ZIP |
Know your unix system administrator, a field guide
|
| NOEMAIL.ZIP |
100+ excuses why i haven't answered my e-mail
|
| NULL_PRO.ZIP |
Computer Language Breakthrough
|
| ODD_TO.ZIP |
Odd to Obscurity
|
| OPCODE.ZIP |
Apocryphal opcode mnemonic
|
| OPCODES.ZIP |
Opcodes That Really Ought to Exist
|
| OPCODES2.ZIP |
Newest DEC opcodes
|
| OPERATOR.ZIP |
Operator's opcodes
|
| ORACLE.ZIP |
The Usenet oracle is now available
|
| ORACLE1.ZIP |
Why is Windows 95 Beta so bug-ridden it's not funny?
|
| OS_TO.ZIP |
What driving to the store would be like if operating systems ran your car!
|
| OSTEXT.ZIP |
Text file on Operating Systems - "If operating systems were airplanes".
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| PARANOID.ZIP |
Top list for paranoid computer scientist
|
| PASCJOKE.ZIP |
Niklaus Wirth talks about computer jokes
|
| PCHUMOR.ZIP |
Guide to computer languages
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| PENTHAHA.ZIP |
Jokes about the bug in Pentium.
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| PGMRSONG.ZIP |
The programmer
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| PHANTOMA.ZIP |
The Phantom of the Operator
|
| PIZZAN.ZIP |
Att ladda upp till din sysop
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| POLYGLOT.ZIP |
Same code, many languages
|
| POURNELL.ZIP |
Computing at Anarchy arces
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| POWRPOST.ZIP |
How to properly post
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| PRAYER.ZIP |
The programmers prayer
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| PROGRAM.ZIP |
Bored by Pascal? Odd Code.
|
| PROGRAMM.ZIP |
The programmer's prayers
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| PUSSY_EA.ZIP |
Laser Printer Sucks up Cat
|
| QUICHE.ZIP |
Real Programmers
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| REAL.ZIP |
Real programmers don't eat quiche
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| REAL_PR2.ZIP |
Real Programmers Don't Write Specs
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| REALENG.ZIP |
Real software engineers don't read dumps
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| REALMEL.ZIP |
Real programmers write in Fortran
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| REALMEN.ZIP |
Real programmers don't write Pascal
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| REALPAS.ZIP |
Real programmers don't use Pascal
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| REALPROG.ZIP |
About REAL programmers
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| REALSOFT.ZIP |
Real software engineers ...
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| REALUSER.ZIP |
Real BBS users
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| REGWIZ1.ZIP |
Inside the Windows 95 Registration Wizard
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| RELATIVE.ZIP |
Relativity vs. Ada Compiler
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| REMOVE1.ZIP |
Removing Windows 95 From Your PC
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| RLPRGPAS.ZIP |
Real Programmers Don't write Pascal.
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| RYFM.ZIP |
Read your fucking manual!
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| SATURDAY.ZIP |
What leeches do on Saturday nights
|
| SEARS.ZIP |
Its official, VAX sucks
|
| SECRETS.ZIP |
Users guide to little known facts about computers
|
| SESAME_S.ZIP |
Computer science sesame streeT
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| SEXX.ZIP |
The .plan file of life
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| SFLVRS_H.ZIP |
A beautiful obsession from the binary world
|
| SIGNATUR.ZIP |
Stupid .signatures
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| SIGS.ZIP |
Collection of E-Mail signatures
|
| SILICON.ZIP |
The joke of Silicon Valley
|
| SLINGS_A.ZIP |
Structured programmers soliloquy
|
| SUN_ON_T.ZIP |
SUN News
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| SWWARS.ZIP |
Software Wars
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| SYSADMIN.ZIP |
Field Guide to System Administrators
|
| SYSOPS.ZIP |
Real sysops don't eat quiche .
|
| SYSTEM.ZIP |
Machine Room Operations
|
| SYSTEM_G.ZIP |
Genesis (ver 2.5)
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| TAKING_C.ZIP |
Different ways of taking care of your disks
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| TECHNICA.ZIP |
What is Technical Harassment.
|
| TENNE.ZIP |
Tenne C, A new version of C
|
| TERMPOEM.ZIP |
Terminal Panic
|
| TERMS.ZIP |
An unnecessary computer dictionary
|
| TESTFORS.ZIP |
Test for system analysts
|
| TEX.ZIP |
A portrait of the TeX novice/user/hacker/...
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| THE_DAY_.ZIP |
The day sunOS died
|
| THE_HACK.ZIP |
The hacker test - Version 1.0
|
| THE_MAIN.ZIP |
The Mainframe Environment From a Training Perspective
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| THECOMPU.ZIP |
The Complete computer nerd dictionary
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| THEPASCA.ZIP |
The Pascal programmer & the C programmer
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| THESOCIE.ZIP |
The society of leeches
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| TIMELINE.ZIP |
The computer timeline
|
| TO_MY_DA.ZIP |
To my darling husband
|
| TOLKIEN.ZIP |
Tolkien Ring Network
|
| TOLKIEN_.ZIP |
The tolkien ring network
|
| TONKINSC.ZIP |
Tonkin's first computer dictionary
|
| ULTIMATE.ZIP |
Ultimate Digital SPR Report
|
| UNIVERSA.ZIP |
Universal VAX 8900
|
| UNIX.ZIP |
FUN with UNIX
|
| UNIX2.ZIP |
Unix is a Program Gone Bad
|
| UNIXCJKE.ZIP |
Creators admit unix, c hoax
|
| UNIXHOAX.ZIP |
Unix was a Hoax?
|
| UNIXJOKE.ZIP |
A little unix humor :-d
|
| UNIXKILL.ZIP |
New Unix command
|
| UNIXLOVE.ZIP |
Why i love UNIX
|
| UNIXTREK.ZIP |
Unix star trek parody
|
| UNIXVARI.ZIP |
Unix -- variations on a theme
|
| UNIXWARS.ZIP |
Science fiction story about Unix wars
|
| USENET.ZIP |
Usenet Olympics
|
| USENET_B.ZIP |
PLTS Announces "netnews by fax"
|
| USENET_G.ZIP |
The USENET Guide to Power Posting
|
| USSRMODM.ZIP |
An article from Pravda about modeming
|
| UZI_COMP.ZIP |
The Uzi Vs. The Computer
|
| VALGOL.ZIP |
The new programming language VALGOL
|
| VANGOJOK.ZIP |
Computer/Painter joke
|
| WARGAMES.ZIP |
Is wargames possible?
|
| VAXEN.ZIP |
VAXen, my children, just don't belong some places
|
| VAXENDON.ZIP |
VAX computer story
|
| VAXTREK.ZIP |
Vax Trek V the movie, The Cruncy bits
|
| WEIRDPRO.ZIP |
Are you bored with Pascal?
|
| WHAT_IS_.ZIP |
What is a Unix Guru?
|
| WHY_I_LI.ZIP |
Why I like the IBM 3090
|
| WHY_TEXT.ZIP |
Why textfiles
|
| VI_ADDIC.ZIP |
Addicted to VI, a funny Unix song
|
| WIN95.ZIP |
Top 10 things people think the '95' in 'windows 95' really stands for:
|
| WIN95-1.ZIP |
Subliminal Messages in Windows 95?
|
| WINDEX1.ZIP |
Microsoap Introduces Windex '95
|
| WINDOW1.ZIP |
Is it Windows 95 or 85? Teasing reality from the hype
|
| WINDOWS.ZIP |
The world of windows
|
| WINJOKES.ZIP |
Jokes on Windows
|
| VIRTUAL.ZIP |
How virtual memory really works?
|
| VIRUWORM.ZIP |
Viruwormdy song
|
| WW95S1.ZIP |
Why Windows 95 Sucks
|
| XDOS7.ZIP |
The new christian religion: Xdos 7.0
|
| XMAS.ZIP |
Electronic C Christmas Card
|
| XMAS_TWE.ZIP |
The Twelve computerized days of christmas
|
| XTND8088.ZIP |
Extended opcode set for Intel 8088/8086
|
| ZANY232.ZIP |
A new RS-232 standard
|
| ZENDOCUM.ZIP |
Zen and the art of computer documentation
|
| ZZZMODEM.ZIP |
New transfer protocol: ZZZMODEM!
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